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The Biker and the Farmer

While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

The biker began a conversation . . . .

Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Farmer: "Dogs donít talk."

Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Farmer: Look of shock.

Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer.

Dog: "Yep."

Biker: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play."

Farmer: Look of total disbelief.

Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Farmer: "Horses donít talk."

Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Farmer: Extreme look of shock.

Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.

Horse: "Yessiree Bob."

Biker: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.

Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."


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