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The Biker and the Nun

A Biker came along a Nun on the side of the road with a flat tire. He stopped and asked if the Nun needed any help. The Nun not being mechanically inclined, accepted his help.

The Biker  jacked up the car, but when he got the tire off the ground the jack slipped and the car dropped. SHIT!!! shouted the biker. No,,, replied the Nun, say Bless Me Father.

Grumbling under his breath the biker jacked the car up again, and agin the jack slipped. SHIT!!! roared the biker. The Nun determined to save his soul kindly reminded him to say, Bless Me Father.

Mumbling , and grumbling the Biker returned to the task at hand, but again the jack slipped dropping the car with a crash. His jaws locked, and his face red with anger, the Biker slowly muttered the words, Bless Me Father.

With that the car slowly rased off the ground. The Nun seeing this miracle turned white as a ghost, and in a quivering voice sad SHIT!!!

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