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The Mechanic

The women all call me a long distance rider
Cause I know just what to do
They hold on tight till the ride is thru
I can go the distance
I'm part of the Chessie crew
I ride all day, then I ride all night
They tell me they love my long fat bike

I take my time
They love that long slow ride
I also do the twisties
Must be a part of my wilder side
Sometimes they want it all
Cause they just can't decide

They never have to worry
Never have to panic
Cause they call me the motorcycle mechanic
They know my nuts are tight
I know how to service it just right
They love my rides they don't hate it
Cause I don't ride till it's well lubricated

The sun comes up and the moon goes down
So if you want a ride
Ladies you know where I can be found
Giving women rides, all over town

Respectfully, Doug "Moon" Harris


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