VtwinBiker.com Free Biker Resources

Please sign our Guest Book.

National Weather Service


Motorcycle Classifieds


living the life
30 years in the making personalized & signed by Q-Ball order here



J&P Cycles - Motorcycle Parts and Accessories


Support Gear

If you like what I’ve done and would like to help keep it going, then buy me a beer, or make a donation.




The Biker’s Job In Hell
By Richard ‘Bingo’ Cosby
D.C. Eagles M.C. / Wisconsin Confederation Of Clubs
(In memory of D.C. Eagle Chico, Outlaw Papa Snake & Outlaw Rocker who was killed by the Milwaukee Cops)

The biker died and found himself outside the ‘Pearly Gate’ -
He said: “I was in the middle of a beer! Couldn’t you people wait?
Saint Pete just smiles and said: “Come in and get your set of wings.”
“I got my hawg!” The biker said: “I don’t need them things!”
Saint Pete just shut the gate - right in that biker’s face!
Then with a smile - he said: “Then You try that Other place!
The biker blinked - a second - nothing more -
And he found himself on his hawg - outside the Devil’s door!
He wasn’t there very long and up another biker came -
He slid up to a stop and then he asked: “Hey, What’s your name?”
“They call me Papa Snake.” he said: “And who the hell are you?”
He answered: “I’m the biker boss! That’s who you’re talking to!
Now if you’ll follow me I’ll take you to the rest -
We get a lot of bikers here - but I only keep the best.”
They rode for just a little way - it wasn’t very far -
To the Devil’s clubhouse and they stepped up to the bar.
Jack Daniels for Papa Snake and pour the same for me.
He turned and said: “I’m Rocker and Chico over there is my V.P.
I know you’re wondering just what you’ll have to do -
Well we’ll have a drink - then I’ll explain it all to you.”
They had a few - then Rocker said to Papa Snake:
“You were quite a bro alive - so I’ll see that you get a break.
You’ll be in charge of 50 men who have to shovel shit -
And 50 more - that have to carry it and dump it in a pit.
Now in that pit there’s a hundred more - in shit up to their eyes!
And while standing on their toes - they make it into ‘pies’.
Now all these guys - before they died and ended up down here -
Were snitches, prison guards or judges - just to make that clear –
For when those pies of shit are made they take them from the pit -
Because All the cops end up here - and they’re fed those pies of shit!”


Biker’s Names
By Richard ‘Bingo’ Cosby
Wisconsin Confederation Of Clubs

I’ll bet I’ve met ten thousand bikers!  Many with ‘names’ the same
And I always wondered - how in Hell he got that goofy name!

I’ve met a dozen ‘Spiders’ and ‘Wild Bills’ - a dozen more
‘Crazy’ this, and ‘Crazy’ that, - - ‘Bigs’ and ‘Littles’ by the score.

I knew a ‘Rocker’, a ‘Burrito’, ‘Papa Snake’, ‘Weasel’, and a ‘Frog’,
A ‘Goat’, a ‘Bear’, ‘Big Animal’, a ‘Tiger’, and a ‘Hawg’.

I know a ‘Buzzard’, a ‘Turkey’, a ‘Hawk’, a ‘Duck’, a ‘Goose’
A ‘Polock’, ‘Swede’, and ‘Dago’ - a ‘Shovel’, ‘Rat’, and ‘Moose’.

There’s ‘Solo’, ‘Shooter’, ‘Hungry’, ‘Flapper’, and a ‘Crank’
‘Boonie’, ‘Dozer’, ‘Junkyard’, ‘Dirty Doyle’, and ‘Tank’.

‘Old Man Pete’, a ‘Maverick’, a ‘Butcher’, and a ‘Slash’
‘Stoneface’, ‘Greaseball’, ‘Taco’, ‘Skeeter’, and a ‘Crash’.

There’s ‘One Eye’, ‘Nubs’ and ‘Chopper’ - a ‘Super’’ and a ‘Louse’
‘Kind Brother’, ‘Surfer’, ‘Snoopy’, ‘Criminal Chris’, and ‘Mouse’.

‘Pirate John’ and ‘Cowboy’ - - ‘Hundred Proof’ and ‘Dirty Dan’
‘Stairway Harry’, ‘Jingles’, a ‘Hitler’, ‘Skull’, and ‘Pan’.

‘Joe The Jag’, ‘Kingfish’, ‘Spike’, ‘Ghetto’, and a ‘Brew’
A ‘Wizard’, ‘Suicide’, ‘Killer’, a ‘Tiny’, and a ‘Heavy’ too.

One ‘Claim Jumper’, a ‘Chad’, ‘Poppy’, ‘Speed’ and ‘Shoe’
‘Super’, ‘Snatch’, ‘Preacher’, a ‘Yankee’, and a ‘Rebel’ too.

There’s some that really blow my mind!  Some that really puzzle me!
‘Douche Bag’, ‘Bugs’ and ‘Maggot’ - - ‘Gangreen’ and one ‘V.D.’!
                                        ‘Barf’, ‘Skidrow’, ‘Pervert’, ‘Roadblock’, ‘Weird’, and ‘Crud’
‘Vulture’, ‘Puke’, ’Dog Breath’, a ‘Dirt’, a ‘Slime’, and ‘Mud’ -
There’s a ‘Rotten’ a ‘Scumbag’, a ‘Gargoyle’ and a ‘Worm’
A ‘Dickhead’, ‘Towbar’, ‘Lousy’, a ‘Filthy’, ‘Qball”’ and ‘Germ’.

One they call ‘Greased Lightning’ - a ‘Mad’, a ‘Freak’ a ‘Turd’
And for every crazy name that I forgot - I’ll bet there’s two I haven’t heard!

I could go on and on - and I’ll bet you know a few.
I know how I got MY name --- Now stop - and think --- Do YOU?






living the life
30 years in the making, you can order here


Web vtwinbiker.com



Quality parts & accessories for your motorcycle


Official Licensed Harley-Davidson Collectables

All Doug Barber a.k.a. Q-Ball photographs are copyrighted. This entire site, and everything on it is copyrighted. You may not reproduce anything on this site in part or whole without written permission. You will be fined up to $15,000.00 per image used without written permission. That goes for you, and the freaking government also. If you want respect, then give respect.

Your opinions are important, Please sign our Guest Book.

Support VtwinBiker.com Help Keep us Going.

Bookmark  VtwinBiker.com  now, tell your friends.