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Bikers Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and I was freezing my ass
Pissed at my bike cause it ran out of gas
My stockings were froze to my feet as I walked
This red Harley streaked by, I just stood there and gawked
The rider looked burly, with long flowing white hair
He was dressed up like Santa, but had a face like a bear
With a bottle in one hand, a big sack in the other
I had a quick thought , He looked like my mother
My kids were out partying somewhere in town
But I wouldn’t let all of this shit get me down
50 bucks in my pocket I hung onto my pride
Once I got me some gas I’d still have my ride
When I made it to town, first place I saw was the bar
So I stopped in to warm up cause the station was too far
When I walked through the door it was like they all had been waiting
Even my kids, and the girl, that I’d just started dating
As I strolled up to them, I saw that Santa cocksucker
Laughing at me, so I thought I’d cold cock that fucker
But when I headed for him I couldn’t believe my own eyes
He threw me some keys and said "Here’s a surprise"
He said "That bike you’ve been riding’s a big piece of shit
You needed a new one and those keys belong to it"
He said "They’ve all been watching the things that you do
Not one of them here hasn’t been helped out by you"
He said "You take shit from no man and live much like a rat
But there’s much more to being a good man than that
So warm up a little you look quite the site"
Then he yelled " Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
Written by Cowboy
Silent Thunder MC




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