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Brothers Gone
By Richard ‘Bingo’ Cosby
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In my many years a biker – I have lost too many bros!
But they’re all up there in ‘HARLEY HEAVEN’ –
 Where every good biker goes!
There was ‘RAT’, ‘BIG DOUG’, ‘DENT’ and ‘SKIPPY’ –
‘SPIDER’, ‘SMILEY’, ‘D.C. DANNY’ and ‘KIKE’ –
‘WILD BILL’, ‘BOONER’, ‘LANNY’ and ‘BLUE’ –
‘HONEST BOB’, ‘CURLY’, ‘ANTIQUE’ and ‘MIKE’-.
 ‘JOLLY JAKE’. ‘BUCK’, ‘J.R.’ and ‘ROCKER’ –
‘FAT FRANK’, ‘YAMA’ and ‘DANCING BEAR’ –
‘BURRITO’, ‘SPEEDO’’ and ‘PAESANO’ –
They‘re all waiting for us – up there.
‘CRAZY BUTCH’ - ‘BIG RED’ and ‘LITTLE RED’ –
‘FAT LARRY’, ‘BUCKY’, ‘DOUGIE’ and ‘O.B.’ –
‘MONSTER’, ‘BIG JOHN’’, ‘TERRY’ and ‘TOKEN’.
They were ALL brothers – to ME!
‘DEE WALLS’, ‘SOUTHSIDE RAY’, ‘ICEBERG’, ‘CHICO’ –
‘TERRIBLE TERRY’, ‘SEAN’ - ‘MERNA’’’ and ‘BIG ED’ –
‘PAPA SNAKE’, COUNTRY’, ‘GANGRENE’, ‘J. B.’ and ‘ELVIS’ –
It’s hard to believe – they’re all dead!
                   ‘CHICAGO MIKE’, ‘BED BUG’ and ‘LITTLE JOHN’ -
            ‘OLD MAN FRANK’ then ‘APACHE’ and ‘DOC’ were next to go.
                         Harley Heaven waits for us all -
                         Who’ll be next? We cannot know!.
    So let’s toast them all with a drink!
And let’s raise those glasses high –
Then the NEXT toast – let’s make it be ---
To the next one of US – to die!

 One of these days - MY time will come.
Will someone put MY name in here?.
AW! Just read this poem on an R.I.P. run –
And toast old ‘BINGO’ with a beer.

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Honor… By R. ‘Bingo’ Cosby; (DC Eagle/COC of Wisconsin)
 
 ‘Honor’ is a narrow line!
A line you should never cross.
Only You can read that ‘sign’ --
 “Go over - and you suffer the loss.”
 
It can be a crooked line -
And it might ‘zig zag’ like a ‘Z’ -
But you Know when you go over It -
It’s There - for only You to see!
 
Maybe it’s Just a little white lie -
A truth - that you just might just ‘Bend’ .
Just ask yourself the question - Why?
Is it worth losing a friend?
 
When your honor is gone - it’s Gone!
Nothing - can ever replace It!
So remember that --- as you travel on ----
 “If you ain’t got honor - you ain’t got shit!”


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Your Innate Problems? (Urinate Problems)
By Richard ‘Bingo’ Cosby; (DC Eagle/COC of Wisconsin)

 
When I was young, I can remember -
I could stand next to the fender -
And I could piss - completely over the hood!
Today I’d look like a sap!
I’m lucky to hit the hub-cap!                              
Even just that - I doubt that I could!
I went to the toilet last night
And I strained with all of my might
In about a minute - it started to ‘ooze’ -
In the toilet bowl? No! Then where did it go?
It just dribbled down on my shoes!
Then shake it as I may - when I put it away
And zip up my pants I just sigh -                           
 ‘Cause when I turn to go - believe me - I know -
There’ll be a few drops run down my thigh!
But I figured a way to save the day! 
I take half a Viagra pill that I cut in two.    
Not to make it hard - you see - 
Just to make it long enough to pee -
So it don’t dribble down on my shoe!

 

© Richard ‘Bingo’ Cosby
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